Calling All Faculty! Casting Call for Monte Verde U. April 5, 6-7:30 pm, Old Mill 225 with Pizza dinner. Please announce to students too. Concerned about skyrocketing tuition, heavy student debt, a precarious professoriate, and the market takeover of university education? It's time to get dramatic! Join United Academics faculty and concerned students to prepare for a staged reading of the short one-act play "Monte Verde U 2045," a dystopian drama about the grim future for higher ed if the corporatizers have their way. Rehearsal Reading Wednesday, April 5, 6-7:30 pm, in Old Mill 225. Minimum time commitment, no acting experience necessary, and--best of all--no lines to memorize! RSVP to Professor Sarah Carleton: email@example.com. And save the date for a campus performance and discussion of "Monte Verde U": Monday, May 1, 7 pm, Waterman 413. Free and open to the public.